The Ballad of Ian Mitchell
Words: Master James of Bowie
Music: "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" by George Bruns

He came to the Cloisters in A.S. 7.
Three years later he showed up again.
Went to a meeting the next month at Aidan's;
His first event was April A.S. 10.
Ian, Ian Mitchell ---
Welcome to the S.C.A.
Hasdrubal and Amber were the King and Queen.
To use his accounting skills, they were mighty keen.
Gave him a job to do; put him on the scene,
Just in time for Pennsic 13.
Ian, Ian Mitchell ---
You're the Kingdom Exchequer.
In January of 1980
Twelfth Night was held down in New Jersey.
Ian was there in that freezing armory;
Horic and Lea knew that he was worthy.
Ian, Ian Mitchell ---
A Silver Crescent now is yours.
Gregor and Christence had often heard
Of his many deeds, and the Order concurred.
So at Their last court, They gave the word:
Ian came up, and They flipped him the Bird.
Ian, Ian Mitchell ---
Master of the Pelican.
Timothy and Gabrielle were looking for
Someone who could run the next Pennsic War.
Ian said he'd do it, that's for sure,
As long as you called him the Lord Mayor.
Ian, Ian Mitchell ---
You must be out of your mind.
The East Kingdom's big, the East Kingdom's grand,
From Pennsylvania to Newfoundland.
When they call the Barons to come up and stand,
He's the first one in line, leading the band.
Ian, Ian Mitchell ---
The Viceroy of 
Ostgardr.